We were talking in clan and somehow the intergalactical invaders took over the server. I, an intellectual, was prepared for it because I listen to Alex Jones.
I am handing out equal judgment to everyone at an affordable rate, call me Fix Price, When the king dies, make sure his grave is King-Size.
10:33 PM The hamster powering our server unfortunately passed away after 15 years of service. Please join us for a moment of silence to honour his memory.
10:40 PM Please brace for masive lag while we're trying to revive our server. If anyone's got a hamster, even an old or limp one, please let us know immediately - we'll hold a new diamond event to fund the aquisition.